Hot Australian lifeguards
- Alexondra Assemi
- Sep 16, 2012
- 2 min read

My sister and I have been obsessed with visiting Australia for the past year. I want to do a trip after graduation, but I don’t think she can wait that long. Ever since Liam Hemsworth announced his engagement to Miley Cyrus, she is determined to find another Aussie, pronto.
Yesterday she discovered a reality TV show that might tide her over until then. Bondi Rescue documents the daily lives of the Bondi Beach lifeguards as they deal with rescues, thieves, perverts, shark attacks and missing people.
Of course they’re all cute, but what’s even better is their sense of humor. Hoppo, Deano, Reidy, Maxy, Whippet and Harries have a charming comradery and like poking fun at each other. There was one episode where some girl asked one of the single lifeguards to do yoga with her. The entire time the other guys were at their posts with binoculars talking about how stupid he looked.
Another time a woman brought in her five year-old son because of a cut on his knee. His screams were so loud that while the lifeguard had on his best poker face, the other guys were cracking up in the back.
There have been some trying moments though, like when a drunken teenager almost drowned on New Year’s Day. Despite the lifeguards’ dismissal time at 7:00, sometimes they have to work overtime because of stupid people getting caught in the surf and not being careful.
I swear most of the girls are faking it just so they can talk to the lifeguards because they seem perfectly fine when they’re brought back. This would be any man’s dream job since they get hit on ALL THE TIME. There was one hot Russian girl flirting with a guy who couldn’t believe his luck. What was so endearing was that he was convinced he wasn’t even attractive when that clearly wasn’t the case. See what I mean?
This show offers Sydney’s finest, and it doesn’t hurt that they’re easy on the eyes.
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