There is no natural way to stick your leg out of a thigh high slit in your dress.

I know this because I wore a dress that showed about the same amount of skin at my senior prom. And I was the one who added the slit! I cringe when I look back at pictures of my hoochie 18-year-old self.

But whatever. I rocked it in the way only a clueless teenager could have. And I learned that more isn’t always more.

That is why I feel for Katie Cassidy. Look at her leg. That does not look like a comfortable way to stand. And it shows on her face. That is the expression of someone who needs to get to the bar real fast.

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